Actually that's a total lie.  I had every intention of blogging naked when I woke up today just to see what kind of perverted reaction it would get from our male fans.  Then I had to suffer through three freakin hours of co-hosting the drive home timeslot with WLW's sleaziest on-air "personality" Gary Jeff Walker.  By 6pm tonight I wanted to shower in hand-sanitizer.  The guy is a bigger turn off than a hotel room full of bed bugs.  So what is sadomasochistic me doing tomorrow afternoon?!  Another 3-6pm show with Gary Jeff, the only man I know that can make Kenny Powers look sexy.

Seriously, I feel like I'm being hazed by being made to work with Gary Jeff because I'm the new kid on the block here at The Big One.  Or maybe I just ticked off 700's scheduling gods.  Oh well, I'll just have some fun with the callers and convince myself I've been paired up with Gary Jeff because I'm the only on-air personality with enough talent to keep listeners from changing the station.  In the meantime, however, no nakedness.  Sorry.

Let's change the subject!  Shall we?

Good news for all you tweeple out there... I've broken down and joined the Twitter universe!  I'm still getting accustomed to it so don't expect me to be all Mo Egger-awesome with the tweets right away.  You can follow me @lisawenzelwells !  Hopefully our web page gurus will get my Twitter link here on my blog soon (HINT!)!  Of course you can always check me out on Facebook too! 

There's a lot going on in the news tonight... Roger Clemens - NOT GUILTY! Saw that coming a mile away!;  Things not looking nearly as good for Jerry Sandusky (Thank God!); Obama's pick for ambassador to Iraq lays an egg over some scandal I haven't heard the details about yet; Rodney King dies in his own swimming pool; Microsoft makes play for the tablet market that's been dominated by Apple's iPad; a foster mom (who falls far from the hot for teacher female sex crime defendants we've seen lately) is indicted for rape; a 18 year old is charged with killing his step-dad on Father's Day; and unfortunately the Reds win streak just came to an end with a 1 run loss to the Indians (see, I'm trying)! 

Please tune in tomorrow 3-6pm!  Better yet, call in so I have someone intelligent to converse with rather than my co-host and I'll be glad to talk with you on your drive home!