Survived another 3-6p shift with Gary Jeff Walker during your drive home yesterday.  I actually had more fun than Monday.  I think being hung up on by Tracey Jones is what did it for me.  He sure can dish out the incessant sexual innuendos and inappropriate comments but ask one little question about whether his wife is into other women and the phone line goes dead!  My guess would be she's definitely into other chicks... how else could she stay married to Tracey for so long?!

GJW and Tracey reminded me of this story  I saw in the news today about a resigned-in-disgrace prosecutor from Wisconsin that attributes his fall from grace to addictions to sex and pills.  Ken Kratz says his addictions cost him his "career, reputation, marriage, and almost his life."  Kratz resigned after being caught "sexting" messages to a domestic violence victim while prosecuting her boyfriend.  So I'm curious, do you all buy into the notion of "sex addiction" or is this just another example of a stupid man thinking with his smaller head?  GJW and Tracey seem to be all about their smaller heads.  I don't buy for a second that they are actually addicted to anything other than being jerks to their callers.  This article claims to identify eleven celebrities with sex addictions, including Tiger Woods, Russell Brand, Amy Winehouse, and Bill Murray to name a few.  I just don't buy it.  I think sex addicition is nothing more than an excuse for bad, or at least ill-advised behavior, but I'm curious to know what you think.  Despite my impressive "body of work" as a criminal defense attorney, I've yet to trot out this defense, but in an abundance of caution, maybe I shouldn't be so hasty to write it off as a bunch of BS just in case GJW, Tracey, or some other high-dollar celeb needs my services some day!  I need comments people.  Let me know what you think.  Is this for real?

Speaking of Tiger Woods... sex addict or not, there's no doubt his golfing skills took a hit there for a while.  In fact, he's just starting to show signs of a rebound.  Did you know that despite his marital troubles and all the drama that's surrounded Tiger in recent years, he's still been the world's highest paid athlete since 2001?!  Seriously!  Made more than LeBron, Albert Pujols, Peyton Manning... everyone!  Until this year that is.  According to this article on Yahoo, Tiger was bumped back to the #3 highest paid athlete by none other than Floyd "Money" Mayweather!  As in Floyd "I'm locked up for beating my girlfriend" Mayweather!  Yes, despite serving 90 whole days in jail for domestic violence, "Money" made a cool $85 Million in two fights that took less than an hour's worth of work, combined!  Before you feel too sorry for Tiger, know that he still raked in just under $60 Million.  Not too shabby! 

Before I get off the topic of athlete's incomes, know that the issue of women earning less than men is also quite apparent in sports.  Only two women made the Top 100 highest earning athletes.  Somehow, Danica Patrick wasn't one of them.  This chick is smokin' and should make $100M on looks alone, not to mention left turns at a high rate of speed.  No, the only two women to make the list were Maria Sharapova who came in at #26 with just under $28M and some chick named Li Na who made $18.4M and ranked #81 despite the fact I have no clue who she is or what she plays.  Gotta be golf or tennis, I suppose, but who knows.  Sharapova, I can see that.  She's gorgeous too.  But here I am sounding like a guy, thinking female athletes can only make $ if they're hot.  See?! Discrimination exists!

OK, so if there's one thing I've learned from radio blogging god, Mo Egger, it's to always throw in a video of a scantily clad hot babe.  I presume this is just in case someone fails to find your blog amusing.  Considering I've wandered away from sex addiction and started trying to talk sports, that's entirely possible.  So here's a video of Kate Upton!  She can Dougie.  She can also Cat Daddy.  If you don't know what that means, you're totally missing out.  I can only hope I run into her at a topless pool in Las Vegas this week!  If you don't hear much from me for a few days, that's why.  Enjoy!