So here I am, back in Cincinnati after a long weekend in Las Vegas... actually I've been back for a few days and I'm just getting around to blogging. It's very hard to get back into the swing of the real life when you've just spent four days in the world's largest adult playground. Casinos, pool parties, night clubs, un-be-lievable shopping, and great restaurants at every turn! Before my first trip to Vegas I swore if I wasn't vacationing on a beach, that it wasn't a real vacation. Vegas, however, is like being in an awesome beach resort town, only without the beach, but you really don't miss it. The people watching alone is worth the paying for the plane ride out there. New York, LA, and New Orleans are all great towns for people watching but Vegas is in a whole different league. The people range from movie star beautiful to more bizarre than Gary Jeff Walker on acid. The pool parties are pretty killer too and something
I didn't check out last time. I guess having scores of awesome clubs with gorgeous people dancing till the sun comes up just wasn't enough of a party for Vegas. Now they start the day in the early afternoon with those same gorgeous people (or maybe different gorgeous people, who knows?!) drinking and dancing the day away in the skimpiest bikinis this side of Rio. The boys are everywhere too! They must check gym memberships before they'll let the guys in too because every one of them was built like Magic Mike and his co-workers! Even the plane ride there was a great time.
Look who I got to meet... the Hit King himself was sitting next to use on the plane. Pete lives in Vegas now and he's a super nice guy. I'm sure he gets picture requests constantly but he was great and didn't seem to mind one bit. I'm a huge fan!
Speaking of Magic Mike... ladies, who's going with me tomorrow night?! I sure hope there are still tickets because every chick I know is talking about going. How many guys have no clue what I'm talking about?! Well, guys, if you're paying attention to your woman, you'd know! I promise you she's seen the previews and took note of tomorrow's June 28 release date. The lines in theatres will be a great place for you single guys to meet women too so you have no excuse for not knowing about Magic Mike either. Here's the short story... Matthew McConaughey is the old, wise male stripper teaching the tricks of the trade to a young stud stripper who's stage name is "Magic Mike" and played by Channing Tatum. Every guy in this movie is unreal hot. They even got the big dreamy werewolf from True Blood in as supporting cast! I can't wait. Guys get eye candy movies all the time. Finally, one for us ladies!
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Winehouse, and Bill Murray to name a few. I just don't buy it. I think sex addicition is nothing more than an excuse for bad, or at least ill-advised behavior, but I'm curious to know what you think. Despite my impressive "body of work" as a criminal defense attorney, I've yet to trot out this defense, but in an abundance of caution, maybe I shouldn't be so hasty to write it off as a bunch of BS just in case GJW, Tracey, or some other high-dollar celeb needs my services some day! I need comments people. Let me know what you think. Is this for real?
Speaking of Tiger Woods... sex addict or not, there's no doubt his golfing skills took a hit there for a while. In fact, he's just starting to show signs of a rebound. Did you know that despite his marital troubles and all the drama that's surrounded Tiger in recent years, he's still been the world's highest paid athlete since 2001?! Seriously! Made more than LeBron, Albert Pujols, Peyton Manning... everyone! Until this year that is. According to 
#26 with just under $28M and some chick named Li Na who made $18.4M and ranked #81 despite the fact I have no clue who she is or what she plays. Gotta be golf or tennis, I suppose, but who knows. Sharapova, I can see that. She's gorgeous too. But here I am sounding like a guy, thinking female athletes can only make $ if they're hot. See?! Discrimination exists!
away from sex addiction and started trying to talk sports, that's entirely possible. So
guy is a bigger turn off than a hotel room full of bed bugs. So what is sadomasochistic me doing tomorrow afternoon?! Another 3-6pm show with Gary Jeff, the only man I know that can make
(who falls far from the hot for teacher female sex crime defendants we've seen lately)