We have very few details on this story but a lack of details and facts has NEVER stopped the Internet from going wild about something. On Sunday, a woman posted a picture of a receipt from the restaurant where she and her mother both work as waitresses. We don't know which restaurant or where it's located just that it's in a, quote, "small town." According to the woman, her mother was telling a customer how her family is from Florence, Italy and she's never been even though she has eight years of art education and it's one of the art capitals of the world. So the random customer decided to leave a $1,000 TIP with the note, quote, "Your ticket to Italy. Enjoy!"
Revenge schemes just don't get DUMBER than this. In Keelung City, Taiwan, a 46-year-old man spent a day drinking, then came home to his girlfriend. She yelled at him for getting drunk. And he was so upset, he decided to get sweet VENGEANCE. So he grabbed a pair of scissors and CUT OFF HIS OWN JUNK. Then he flushed it down the toilet. I'm not EXACTLY sure how that's revenge on his girlfriend. Maybe he thought he was SO sexually gifted that he'd be depriving her of the magic? Anyway, his girlfriend rushed him to the hospital where doctors were able to stop the bleeding. Fortunately, the guy left himself about an inch of peen, so he'll still be able to pee. The next day, when he sobered up, apparently he was very upset with himself.
How can you NOT feel sympathy for this poor woman? 33-year-old Laura Fernee of London is just TOO GOOD LOOKING. According to Laura, her LOOKS have RUINED HER CAREER. Laura has a graduate degree in science, and had a pretty good job as a scientific researcher. I'm not sure what branch, because the places that covered this story clearly weren't into it for the details. But Laura says she had to quit a few years ago because she says her male coworkers just hit on her and didn't respect her, her female coworkers didn't like her and it crippled her career. Quote, "I wanted them to recognize my achievements and my professionalism but all they saw was my face and body. Even when I was in a laboratory in scrubs with no makeup, they still [hit] on me because of my natural attractiveness." Laura says her parents now pay her rent and bills while she figures out what to do. Click HERE to see more photos of her.