Want to know how to make TWO women simultaneously infuriated? Steal a ring from one to give to the other . . . because you're too cheap to buy her one yourself.
--On Thanksgiving, 35-year-old Donald Albritton of Scranton, Pennsylvania went to visit his ex girlfriend, Megan White. Apparently Donald's daughter had stolen some stuff from Megan, and Donald wanted to thank her for not filing a police report.
--BUT . . . while Donald was there apologizing for how his daughter stole from Megan, he saw that Megan had taken off her engagement ring to cook Thanksgiving dinner. And Donald STOLE it.
--Then he went home and gave it to his new wife, to, quote, "patch up his marriage."
--But Megan realized what had happened, and went to the police last week. Donald was arrested for theft and is due in court tomorrow. There's no word on whether giving his wife his ex's stolen ring successfully patched things up.