Got this email from a listener:
While on vacation in Florida I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the hat:
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!
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After a President has been in office for 1 year it is customary for the
last President to send a note to the new president. So when the note came from
Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in
code and all it said was:
This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former
president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged. So he took the note
to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.
They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They
called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and they were
unable to determine the meaning of the note.
Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House.. They
both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.
Now there was complete panic in the Oval Office. They called all of
their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note to all of them, and not
one was able to come up with an answer. A special emergency meeting was called
by the staff. All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA, FBI
were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.
After a sleepless night, a now humbled President Obama picked up the
phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.
George Bush chuckled and replied---" you're holding it upside down"! ;