This will made you realize how underachieving I really am.  Sigh.  Go kid:

It's about time!  Here's some facts about the breed:

"Pit Bulls have locking jaws." The jaws of the Pit Bull are functionally 
the same as the jaws of any other breed, and this has been proven via 
expert examination.

The few studies which have been conducted of the structure of the 
skulls, mandibles and teeth of Pit Bulls show that, in proportion to their 
size, their jaw structure and thus its inferred functional morphology, is 
no different than that of any [other] breed of dog. There is absolutely 
not evidence for the existence of any kind of ’locking mechanism’ unique 
to the structure of the jaw and/or teeth of the American Pit Bull Terrier, 
says Dr. I. Lerh Brisbin of the University of Georgia (from the ADBA 
booklet, “Discover the American Pit Bull Terrier.)

"Pit Bulls can hold on with their front teeth while chewing with their 
back teeth." As stated above, the Pit Bull’s jaws are, functionally 
speaking, the same as all other breeds.

“Pit Bulls don’t feel pain.” Pit Bulls have the same nervous system of 
any other breed, and they can and do feel pain. Historically, those dogs 
that would tolerate or ignore discomfort and pain and finish the task 
they were required to perform were the dogs that were bred and the 
sort of dogs breeders strove to produce. This is the trait of “gameness” 
that so many breed fanciers speak of, which may be defined as, “The 
desire to continue on and/or complete a task despite pain and 
discomfort.”

“Pit Bulls have more bite pressure per square inch (PSI) than any 
other breed.” This is absolutely false.

Tests that have been done comparing the bite pressure of several 
breeds showed pressure PSI (per square inch) to be considerably lower 
than some wild estimates that have been made. Testing has shown that 
the domestic dog averages about 320 lbs of pressure per square inch.  
Recently Dr. Brady Barr of National Geographic conducted a comparative 
test between a Pit Bull, a Rottweiler, and a German Shepherd. The Pit 
Bull had the LOWEST PSI OF THE THREE.

The highest pressure recorded from the Pit Bull was 235 lbs PSI.  The 
highest from the GSD was 238, and the highest from the Rott was 328.  
Dr. Barr states that as far as he knows, the PSI tested in the Rott is the 
highest on record for any domestic canine.

What happened to the supposed 10,000 pounds PSI pressure that the 
breed supposedly has???  It's a MYTH, pure and simple.

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Weeks after the sickening child sexual abuse allegations against Syracuse assisant basketball coach Bernie Fine surfaced comes this:

"For years, Bernie Fine's wife, Laurie Fine, had sexual relationships with basketball team players," Davis said in the affidavit. "Laurie Fine and another coach's wife used to also speak openly about their sexual relationship with two of the players and what each of them liked to do in bed."

via abcnews