The Lingerie Football League… it’s a legitimate sports league as far as I’m concerned.  Last month’s Playboy ran a feature – and a photo or two – on the LFL.  If you missed it, here’s a video of the photo shoot.

Bad Idea?

Today’s New York Daily News is running a story about some of the crappiest inventions around.  Here a few of the highlights.

The Potty Putter

 

 

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser



Toilet Mug


Stinkless Underwear
 

Here’s the link to see the whole series:  http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/galleries/what_a_bunch_of_crap_/what_a_bunch_of_crap_.html

Another Thumbs Up For Detroit

Detroit needs some good news.  Certain areas of the once proud Motor City are some the saddest sights in America.

What can be done to help lift Detroit?  How about a statue of RoboCop?  Believe it or not, $50,000 has been privately raised to erect a giant statue of RoboCop in downtown Detroit.  Those behind the statue plan believe fans of the RoboCop films will flock to Motown to see the giant RoboCop and drop millions of tourist dollars while they do it.

I think it’ll remind people that the crime in Detroit is so bad, it took a heavily armed man-robot to clean it up… and even then RoboCop was killed.

The Daily Mail has the story.

OK, so you see an attractive woman walking by, so you figure you’ll give her buns a little look.  She’ll never know, right?  Wrong.  A couple of girls from New Zealand got tired of being eye candy and decided to hide a camera on their backsides and bust their butt watchers.  Smile, you’re on candid camera!

Why I Don’t Have Kids

If you’re one of those freaks who don’t believe in spanking your kid and instead think you should be their friend – read up.   Deep down inside your child thinks they’re in charge and given the chance, they’ll kill you.

Here’s proof.  A 16-year old boy who beat his mother with a claw hammer and then tried to burn her body in the oven.  Why?  She took away his Playstation.

The Daily Mail has the story

A 16-year-old son has allegedly confessed to killing his mother because she took away his Playstation games console.

Kendall Anderson attacked his mother Rashida with a claw hammer while she slept, bludgeoning her 20 times, police say.

When the hammer attack didn't kill her, the South Philadelphia teenager dragged the 37-year-old downstairs and tried to 'cremate her' in the kitchen oven, according to a court report in the Philadelphia Inquirer.

When that failed, he grabbed a chair leg and beat her around the head, before dumping her body in an alley behind the house, it is claimed.

'The victim's body was found under debris,' a police source told MailOnline. 'She had suffered a blunt trauma to the head.'

Wearing a blue striped polo shirt and casual trousers, 5ft8 Kendall appeared in court today, where the alleged confession was read out.

Here’s a link to the full story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1358071/Boy-16-attacks-mother-claw-hammer-cremating-oven--took-away-Playstation.html

Luckily, she didn’t die in vain.  Her life and tragic death are now told in the new opera “Anna Nicole” which opened last night in London at the Royal Opera House.  It can’t be worse than Les Miserable, heck it stars a blond with big jugs!

Too busy in the morning to shave your head?  Now you no longer have an excuse to leave the house without your dome being shiny and smooth.  Why?  Because now there’s the shaving helmet… a helmet with four razors in it that shave your melon in twenty seconds.  How much do you trust gizmos?

See for yourself.

Murder Most Fowl!

Poor Jose Luis Ochoa.  All he wanted was a relaxing night of cockfighting, instead he was killed by a rouge chicken armed with a knife.  In other words, Jose was killed by a cock.  You can’t make this stuff up.

The New York Daily News has the story.

A California man attending a cockfight was stabbed to death by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb.

Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, died about two hours after he was injured in neighboring Tulare County on Jan. 30, according to the Kern County coroner.

"I have never sent his type of incident," Sgt. Martin King, a 24-year vet of the sheriff's department, told the Bakersfield Californian.

Ochoa died of accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf, according to the autopsy.

Onlookers fled when cops arrived at the scene of the fight, King told the local newspaper. Authorities, acting on an anonymous tip, found five dead roosters and other evidence of cockfighting at the location.

No arrests were made at the fight.

Here’s the link to the full story: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/02/08/2011-02-08_cockfighting_bird_stabs_california_man_jose_luis_ochoa_to_death_police.html